March 25, 2010

Electioneering: Sufferin' Suffrage!

They say the May 2010 presidential elections have the possibility of becoming a major turning point in Philippine politics. That these elections are a matter of life and death, a potential game-changer. That our national growth for the next few years hangs in the balance.

Coulda fooled me. Everybody knows the best way to ascertain our nation's political climate is via the local trade in Slurpees. 7-Eleven, you never let me down with your blatant commercialized asshattery.

And then there's this little piece of marketing brilliance. Screw Pulse Asia, why subscribe to trusted surveys when I can get a glimpse of the country's picks for president just by grabbing a Coke?

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