Now I may have only taken one or two years of piano lessons back in grade school, but even I can tell if a piece of music defies human capacity... or logic, for that matter.
This is Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz, a sheet of music "accidentally arranged" by the late John Stump.
This is the sole recorded instance of an attempt at a full-scale performance of this piece. Notice how only a group of seasoned elderly musicians have the mettle to actually try this thing.
This is a list of other strange pieces only a psycho with a musical instrument (which is... all of them? zing!) can even dream of playing... not that that's stopped anyone before.
This is a picture of Deadpool in drag.
Erm, have a nice day everybody!