"but one by one they're raped, tortured, killed, or all three."
Oh God, no.
In my endless optimism, I am still fairly confident a half-useful lesson can be construed from this train wreck somehow. But you can already tell any saving grace this thing can possibly have will just be buried under the very tall mountain of WTF DID I JUST WATCH ARGARBLAGH
I still need to see this movie, though.